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PostSubject: Bernieb's Intro   Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:48 pm

Hey ah, well I don't got much to say besides I am quite active to the community. You may know me from my characters such as my Vamp DvL, Ross Bower, Sammantha Bell, and many others.

Here is some other random ass shit.

My Manifesto of The fish of jelly
So I was just 14 when I decided, jellyfish, tasty right? When it didn't taste quite I just took a bite. So I tried to eat it then my eyes flashed everything just changed my molecules got all rearanged, when I first woke up I realised I had stingers, and no eyes, I couldn't walk at all or hear, and I though I was gona die, I was much more dumb then the other guys it was then that I knew what I had to do I had to eat the fish that were coming threw!

Here is so more

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me swamp, you little donkey? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my swamp in the Ogre Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Lord Farquad, and I have over 300 confirmed shrekts. I am trained in shrekular warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US ogre forces. You are nothing to me but just another donkey. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Far far away, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Swamp? Think again, Donkey. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ogres across the Far far away and your swamp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shrekining, donkey. The shrekining that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, donkey. I can be anyswamp, anyogre, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare dick. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Far far away Ogre Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of Far far away, you little donkey. If only you could have known what unswamply retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn donkey. I will shit swamp water all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Donkey

*if you give a man a horse, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to horse he will eat for a life time.*
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PostSubject: Re: Bernieb's Intro   Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:52 pm

Filip O'Phelan - Hoping his friends don't die again, trying to live life away from the bottle.

Helix.01.forgotdigits - Wondering who the next divisional will be, and hoping he won't be a total ass.

CmD.77767 - Enjoying the transfer and the tranquility of the city so far, waiting for the next 'band of thugs' he'll have to go after.
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PostSubject: Re: Bernieb's Intro   Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:55 pm

Took me a while to notice the beginning was a Danny Phantom reference.
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PostSubject: Re: Bernieb's Intro   Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:17 pm

Who is this guy again?
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PostSubject: Re: Bernieb's Intro   Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:20 pm

Sinskitz wrote:
Who is this guy again?

Telling the whole story makes it boring.
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